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There is only you in my destiny
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{\an8}My love and my pain
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{\an8}We met you
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My dear woman
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Whether for joy or for misfortune
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You know that I love you alone
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You know that I love you alone
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{\an8}Game over? Well, you in general!
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{\an8}I'll tell you. Friends!
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Today after a protracted courtship
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from us suddenly and untimely
friend, comrade leaves
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and sex symbol
veterinary clinic "Pitomets"
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Nikita Andreevich Sokolov.
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Fuck you!
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Verka, how happy you are!
We are so happy for you!
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So this is how you get married to Kostya,
you immediately start riveting kinders!
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- No, no, no, wait.
- What is “no-no-no”?
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Let him buy a Cayenne first
Sable, takes her shopping a couple of times.
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And in general, don’t give birth without advance payment, eh?
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What is she to you, a surrogate mother
from Nizhny Tagil -
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not to give birth without prepayment?
I have to give birth, I believe.
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- Mark my words!
- Hooray!
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Hooray!
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Girl, I'm sorry
do you have strippers?
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- Nope.
- Lesha, what strippers? What are you doing?
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- Ilonka finds out - she will tear me apart.
- First of all, she won't know.
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And secondly, your Ilonka -
plastic surgeon.
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- She will tear it up - she and...
- It will mend!
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I know! All!
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And here we are in the Maldives.
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And here we are in Austria.
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We just arrived here from France.
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That's it, I see what you have
the children will be beautiful!
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The children will be gorgeous, I swear to you.
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He's not that perfect.
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There is no dimple on the chin.
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I decided to finish it off, right? No dimples?
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What dimple? He's handsome, a star!
He has an apartment in the city center!
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- This is, by the way, an argument!
- Another argument!
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Trust the newcomer
person: this is an argument.
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-Where are you from?
- I was born in Khimki,
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then she moved to the center.
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- And you love each other?
- Yes.
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The most important thing, right?
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- I feel good with him.
- Okay, let's drink to that, women!
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- Hooray!
- Hooray!
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- I love Ilonka.
- Yes, yes, of course.
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- I love her!
- And in confirmation of the above
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- show the photographs.
- I won't show you.
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- Show me the photos! Show me, show me.
- These are my photographs.
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How can you not love this?
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- OK.
- Yes, we all love her!
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And yet this month before the wedding
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you must have time to do what
what will you be deprived of in marriage?
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- Thank you.
- Time has passed.
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Quiet, quiet, quiet!
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- Who are you?
-Who are you?
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- What are you doing here?
- Yes, what am I doing here?
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Only a glass of vodka on the table
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Apparently, you and I had fun yesterday.
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Apparently, we... Apparently, I charmed you.
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Enchanted, enchanted...
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I've been waiting for you, I've been waiting for you
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You were my crystal dream
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-Who did you charm? Freak!
- You... What...
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They took advantage of the girl
I was nothing at all!
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- Well, nothing, so what?
-Who are you, a stripper?
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- I? No.
- Well, what kind of stripper are you?
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- You can’t be seen from behind the pole!
- Why? There would be a pole
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- maybe it would have been visible.
- Have you seen yourself?
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- Of course we saw it.
- You are a dwarf!
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Who? This... Are we the dwarf?
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- Do you know who?
- Who?
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Who... You are a clonidine addict.
Have you decided to rip me off?
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- Now we'll check! Where's my wallet?
- Why are you rummaging through my jeans?
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This is, by the way, Armani.
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"Armani"! This is second hand! "Armani".
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Where is your bathroom here?
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- Why me? I thought we were with you.
- Who has “you”?
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Well, in short, with you, with us -
There's a bathroom here somewhere.
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You and I don’t have any bathroom!
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And you and I didn’t have any bathroom!
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- It seems to me that there was a bathroom.
- Yes?
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- Yes, she was, as hot as I like.
- Yes?
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Yes, with all sorts of bubbles in the bathroom.
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I suggest going out one at a time.
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It wasn't enough yet
so that you and I can be noticed.
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- You go?
- Come on.
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So what's there?
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"Three hundred and sixty"!
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The facade of the house welcomes you,
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like a piece of warm pie
just out of the oven.
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- Busy!
- Let me in!
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Are you ready for the future today?
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Come on in! Don't be shy.
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Welcome to your dream home!
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This is a new generation house
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it is equipped
with the latest technology.
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Where is my dark-eyed one, where?
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In Vologda-where-where-where
In Vologda-gde
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In a house with a carved palisade
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Sorry. Do you see?
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See, friends, everything works!
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We have created comfortable conditions
for your life.
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Well let me show you
you a bathroom. Please.
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Here. In the bathroom of a dream house
A simply unique system has been installed.
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You noticed: it's worth clapping
clap your hands - the music turns on,
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cough a little -
the doors open by themselves.
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Well?
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Yes.
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Well, that happens.
Minor problems.
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After all, it’s the first day of the exhibition.
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It's okay
this is truly a dream home.
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He's perfect and completely
suitable for life.
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Well, why are you standing there?
Come on, let's go to the second floor.
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Please.
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Иду-иду. Oh!
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Dear visitors!
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Welcome to our exhibition
construction and interior design.
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You will see everything here
what can help you
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improve home design
or build a new house.
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In our exposition
more than 50 companies are represented
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specializing in design
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construction, environment
and interior furnishings.
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We will be happy to do
your life is more beautiful.
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Sorry, can you tell me where the exit is?
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- Where the entrance is.
- Where is the entrance?
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Where the exit is.
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We didn't come here on foot, did we?
Someone brought us?
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I try to forget
This morning and you are like a bad dream.
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Why do you keep reminding me?
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- To the center!
- Wait, I saw you somewhere.
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- You are what’s her name...
- This one. To the center.
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- Eight hundred.
- Are we going to fly on an airplane?
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Chief, I agree!
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They could have given in to the woman!
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You're not my type!
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- Thousand!
- About two hundred!
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- One and a half.
- One and a half times.
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Wait. You were definitely rummaging
in my pants.
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How do you know
that I have exactly 1,200?
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I didn’t rummage anywhere! According to your
physical data is clear,
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- that you will no longer carry away.
- One and a half - two.
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Wait! Let's
Let's chip in and go together.
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Who said we're on our way?
I wasn’t going to Butovo.
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One and a half - three. young man
free Madam, please.
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- I’ll give you real money...
- Let's do it.
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What do you allow yourself?
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Let's go!
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Crap! Well really?
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Kazantseva, what are you doing?
did you receive TEFI this year?
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- Sorry, Arthur Evgenievich.
- Then what are you from?
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Are you always late?
Another delay -
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and you will be in Chelyab at the regional
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- read the news at four in the morning.
- So what?
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Where are you going, huh?
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Wait, I’ll guess myself.
Didn't you spend the night at home?
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Yes, I spent the night. Just traffic jams, I overslept.
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Mother, why are you treating me?
Second day in the same
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and with the same hairstyle.
Let's shoot, okay? Well?
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Didn't spend the night! Are you satisfied?
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Where did you spend the night?
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You better remember what happened yesterday.
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Are you serious or what? Crap!
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So this is a standard set, understand?
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Martini, hookah, karaoke,
Sambuca... Sambuca, wow!
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Sorry, I got emotional. Not a fact
that in this sequence.
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-Where did you spend the night?
- Yes, ladies,
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hare gossip without me.
Ten minutes until the broadcast!
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- How's your memory?
- Karina, I have no time for jokes.
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Remember what happened after Sambuca.
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Vera, how long have you known me?
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Did I ever remember
what happened after sambuca?
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So I don’t remember anything. Woke up
God knows where, God knows with whom.
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- What are you talking about?
- What?
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Vera woke up God knows where,
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God knows with whom. Are you crazy?
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More details from now on.
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Frank talk show on air
“In bed with...” and me, Vera Kazantseva.
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The topic of our program is
adultery.
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- Today it’s bothering me to sleep...
- I woke up not at home.
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...another guest -
Gennady Petrovich Bukharev.
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We are releasing the Colonel.
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Hello. Позволите?
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Lesha, I'm serious. What happened yesterday?
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- Nikita Andreevich, hello.
- Привет! У тебя что,
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Alcohol amnesia? Like a mirror
I broke it in the tavern, remember?
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Listen, I didn't break anything.
Can this be disinfected?
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- Gideon, calm down, everything is fine.
- Hello, Nikita, can you hear?
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- Hello, doctor!
- Hello.
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We ate too many cakes again,
help please.
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- I’ll be right there, just a second.
- And what about the guard’s face
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- did you try to clean it?
- Listen, I didn’t clean anything for anyone.
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Doctor, where are you?
We've been waiting for you for an hour!
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- Excuse me, just a second.
- Molested a transvestite.
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I definitely didn’t bother a transvestite.
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- I see the party was a success.
- It was a success.
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- Why are you kidding me all the time?
- It’s a sin to breed such a burdock.
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Nikita, how do I know
what did you have there?
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I left earlier. Nikitos
I met such a bomb!
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- Very interesting.
- Hmm!
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- Yes?
- Ilona Viktorovna.
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I'll call you back.
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Oh my God.
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Hello, sunshine.
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Did something happen?
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So, come to me, my boys.
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Well, Chucky. This is the only animal
who I can't handle.
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Yes? And by the way, he
I also complained about you.
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- Listen, Sokolov.
- Yes.
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Just tell me honestly.
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- Yes.
- Do I look like a girl?
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Well... What do you mean?
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Why didn't you call?
By the way, I was worried
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- I didn’t sleep all night.
- Kitty, forgive me, please.
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Well, we stayed late with Leshka,
chatted. We stayed too long.
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Time passed quickly
and then I - bam, I look:
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- The battery on the phone is dead.
- The battery is dead. Listen.
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- Yes.
- Sokolov, first of all, I asked
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- don’t call me “cat”.
- Kitty, I'm sorry. Well bunny.
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And secondly, do you really think
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- that you have enough money for my services?
- Didn't understand.
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You have a kilometer-long nose for lies.
Yeah, I have to have surgery.
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- What?
- My legs are swollen.
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- Oh, yes.
- Yes, Sokolov!
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Give me this professional one
slang - “fish”, “kitten” -
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- you'll save it for clients, right?
- Ilonochka, honestly, believe me,
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- True, we started chatting with Lesha.
- We started chatting.
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- Liar! In the eyes! To him.
- A!
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- Look how red they are.
- Red?
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I think there's something wrong with him.
Can you examine it?
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He often gets sick with you.
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Yes? By the way, can you say
thanks to him: if it weren’t for Chucky,
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- I wouldn’t come here at all.
- Thank you, I was friendly.
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The nose is wet, which means
no fever, already good.
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Sokolov, this is bad.
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This is long overdue for the trash heap.
Terrible chair!
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00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,020
What, Chucky, is it really because of the chair?
Is it time for you to go to the trash heap?
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Now let's fix the chair. Okay, pop, Chucky.
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You better not see this. Fine.
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Take it easy, sadyuga!
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00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:08,820
Anxiety! We are being tortured!
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00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:12,740
So, well, as for me,
then I told my wife right away,
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what is possible in my family
will only cheat on me.
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00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:18,420
- Yes? Why?
- Well, why? Because you
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well, I mean she
as if she and I are one whole.
247
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- And that’s why when I…
- Turn it off.
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- We have a live broadcast.
- Oh, live broadcast, right?
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That's why I'm live and saying yes.
250
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:31,860
That is, when I sleep on someone,
it's like we're sleeping,
251
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and when someone sleeps her,
then they are sleeping on us, the two of us.
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It's clear. Well, dear viewers,
Please note:
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typical manifestation of a male male,
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exclusively occupied
with your own ego.
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What does Ego have to do with it? I don't know
no Ego, I’m not familiar with it.
256
00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:49,700
We are talking about the usual family charter,
Do you understand? Charter, order.
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00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:51,820
Mister Colonel,
Well, it's the 21st century,
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It's time to get out of your barracks.
A woman is a free person
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and is not obligated to anyone
report and apologize.
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Kostya!
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Kostya, please forgive me.
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00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,860
Baby, are you offended?
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Kostya!
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00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:23,500
A?
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00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:26,140
Hello, sunshine. How was your walk?
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00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:29,580
Why did you just go for a walk?
We just sat there, nothing unusual.
267
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:32,020
No, I just asked.
Where did you spend the night? Karina's?
268
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,980
- Well, yes, where else?
- Why didn’t you call?
269
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:38,220
- Well, I don’t know somehow.
- Well, to be honest, I wouldn’t have heard.
270
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:40,460
Yesterday I came after training,
turned on the TV
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set his semi-final
with Djordjevic, I just passed out.
272
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,580
Again? You're his
watching it for the fourth time.
273
00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:47,380
Well, I'm sorting out the mistakes.
274
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:49,340
- You won.
- I analyze his mistakes.
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00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:51,820
So you're not angry with me anymore?
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00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:56,260
Actually, I bought this for you. From wrinkles.
277
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,500
Now I'm off to celebrate
your bachelor party.
278
00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:02,460
What bachelor party? You don't drink.
279
00:17:02,540 --> 00:17:05,580
Well, let's sit with the guys and drink fresh juice.
280
00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,940
I think I won't be too late.
281
00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:12,820
Although the coach won't drink the whole bar yet,
I don't think he will let go.
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00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:15,420
- Be careful.
- Fine.
283
00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:19,059
- Lipstick.
- Sorry.
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00:17:21,299 --> 00:17:24,380
I'll be waiting for you. Otherwise I know
these bachelor and hen parties.
285
00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:26,860
Sleep well, baby.
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00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:54,860
How did you sleep?
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00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,380
- Maniac!
- Psycho!
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Look away!
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00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:58,540
- Yes, for God's sake!
- Turn around!
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00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,220
Why are you twisting me? I'm not your husband.
291
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:02,820
- Close your eyes!
- God! How will you surprise me?
292
00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:05,420
- You don’t have anything like that there.
- And you, of course, have it.
293
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,580
How are you with such a body
You weren’t invited to “Tea for Two”?
294
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:10,100
- Maybe they were invited, but we didn’t go.
- And anyway, where are my things?
295
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,780
By the way, my fiance is waiting for me at home!
296
00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:14,780
Groom? I don't have time to listen to stories
about your men in beds!
297
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,980
- I have a bride at home!
- Oh, you also have a fiancée?
298
00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:19,260
Yes! Why are you beating me?
299
00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:23,660
- I won't wear this.
- Me too.
300
00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:27,380
Yes, if in the previous outfit
did you look at least somehow,
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00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:29,100
then this is, of course, complete...
302
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,500
-Are you normal?
- Does it hurt, wimp?
303
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:34,660
And it hurts too!
And then you turned on the music,
304
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,140
Now all the guards will come running!
Turn off the music!
305
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:39,260
- Yes please!
- Thank you!
306
00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:41,860
- Please contact me again.
- So this is what you do?
307
00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:43,780
Best slap girl in the world?
308
00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:45,380
Maybe you can do this again?
309
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:47,820
And anyway, why are you
Are you following me all the time?
310
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:50,900
First of all, I'm not following you.
Secondly, you are not my type.
311
00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:52,660
I like beautiful ones!
312
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,420
- Ham!
- Hysterical!
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00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,300
Don't yell at me, nymphomaniac!
314
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,860
- Am I a nymphomaniac?
- You are a nymphomaniac! You! Shh!
315
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,220
And don't bother!
316
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,340
- That's it, he left?
- How do I know?
317
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:25,740
- Get out and check.
- Get out and check it yourself.
318
00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:27,820
- You are a woman, women forward.
- Hamlo!
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00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,940
Well-mannered rude!
320
00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:33,540
Damn, the guard closed the door.
What do I have to do with it?
321
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:36,020
- Let's go inside.
- We have to hide!
322
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,540
A wonderful place where technology...
323
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:42,460
What's your name?
324
00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:45,540
Not that I'm interested
“nymphomaniac” is just hard to pronounce!
325
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:48,260
- It’s as if you didn’t recognize me.
- Should I?
326
00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:50,060
KTV is a must watch. Savage!
327
00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:52,460
I don't watch TV at all.
And looking at you, I understand
328
00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:54,420
that I'm doing the right thing. I'm Nikita.
329
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,460
I don't care who you are.
It is important that this ends quickly!
330
00:19:57,540 --> 00:20:00,540
Yes, judging by your character,
I think your name is appropriate.
331
00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:03,300
-Aren't you Gertrude?
- Faith! My name is Vera!
332
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,780
Are you sure? Maybe a witch?
333
00:20:06,980 --> 00:20:09,340
- Why are you silent?
- People who are lying down are not hit.
334
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:12,460
Witch!
335
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,540
Don't bite!
336
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,500
Ha ha ha! Bright. Two thousand!
337
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,860
- Well, how? It was one and a half yesterday.
- Everything flows, everything changes.
338
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,140
You still had no conscience.
I don’t have it with me, I’ll give it to you when I get to work.
339
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:46,660
Yes, this story is known:
"Young man, wait,
340
00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:49,780
Now I’ll take the money out.”
I think it smells like a scam.
341
00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:52,380
What kind of divorce? Well, you recognized me.
342
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,380
Of course you are crime news
are you looking? This is a known scammer.
343
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:57,820
And I think where
Is your face familiar to me?
344
00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,420
- Here you go.
- Three!
345
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,780
She will now offer you five.
In short, boss, choose:
346
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,900
either real two or mythical three.
347
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,260
- So, madam is free.
- What?
348
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:07,980
- Young man, please.
- Another thing.
349
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,500
The choice is right. That's it, it's time.
350
00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:15,060
Walking
very good for health!
351
00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:18,460
And for the nervous system too.
352
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:25,060
Do you mind if I turn on the air conditioner?
353
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,100
Turn it on.
354
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:32,420
- This can't go on any longer.
- Stupid situation.
355
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:35,700
- We need to do something.
- Okay, speak up.
356
00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:38,580
Well, let's think logically,
unless, of course, it’s hard for you.
357
00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:40,940
Listen, I beg you,
let's turn off snake mode
358
00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:43,820
- and we will speak constructively.
- Let's. Let's look for a way out.
359
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,260
Agree.
360
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:47,860
It just seems to me
this is not the place for discussion.
361
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:51,060
Agree. Moreover, I have already arrived.
Stop the car.
362
00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:55,660
You will receive money for the taxi on the spot.
Now, you understand, no.
363
00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:12,740
Wow! Hamleton!
364
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:15,740
Real!
365
00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:24,660
Ilonochka, this is some kind of
mysticism turns out.
366
00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:27,500
I fell asleep with you and woke up
with a completely different girl.
367
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,180
I'm a mumbler. No, we need something different.
368
00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:35,100
Ilona, some kind of magic,
you won't believe it.
369
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,980
Do you remember, I fell asleep with you, here,
370
00:22:37,060 --> 00:22:39,620
and woke up in the arms
naked girl
371
00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:41,100
No, that's not it.
372
00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:50,180
Where were you?
373
00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:53,260
Ilonochka.
374
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,460
I need your help.
375
00:23:56,340 --> 00:24:00,180
You know, something is happening to me.
I think I'm sleepwalking.
376
00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:01,580
Yes?
377
00:24:02,220 --> 00:24:04,860
I'll have to show you
to someone from our clinic.
378
00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:05,900
To whom?
379
00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:09,540
Well, I don't know. Maybe Edik Rubinstein.
380
00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:12,100
Edik Rubinstein is a plastic surgeon.
381
00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:15,460
He can increase something for me
or sew something on.
382
00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:18,180
And I'm a sleepwalker.
383
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:23,740
You are not a sleepwalker, you are a moonwalker.
384
00:24:25,540 --> 00:24:27,260
Piss!
385
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,700
Well, I need you urgently
refresh before the wedding.
386
00:24:29,820 --> 00:24:31,420
Why am I pissing again?
387
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:33,820
We just agreed
that I am a lunar rover.
388
00:24:34,580 --> 00:24:39,180
Elonchik, there’s no need to refresh me,
look how fresh I am.
389
00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:42,420
Well, darling, I know better what you need.
390
00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:47,340
How much time?
391
00:24:48,340 --> 00:24:50,860
- Nine twenty.
- Wait, how is it 9:20? Is it 9:20?
392
00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:52,860
I overslept, or what?
I have surgery today!
393
00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:55,660
- Wait.
- Fomicheva decided to make her own breasts.
394
00:24:55,740 --> 00:24:59,380
Fomicheva is a fool, she’s done it twice already
I had my breasts done this year, so what?
395
00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:05,300
You know, honey, women's breasts -
It's a capricious thing.
396
00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:08,260
And then, for a woman
There is no better investment.
397
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,540
So that there is somewhere for the lunar rover to go.
398
00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:12,780
All.
399
00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:16,820
Ilona, well, I’m not a self-propelled gun.
400
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:53,980
Woke up? Good morning.
401
00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:56,140
Why did you jump up at the crack of dawn?
402
00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:58,940
So what? As if I told you
I never made breakfast.
403
00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:01,540
Happened a couple of times. It's been a long time, really.
404
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:33,340
Tasty. Only next time
Separate the yolks from the whites, okay?
405
00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:41,580
- Interesting dress.
- Like? I put it on in the closet when I woke up.
406
00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:43,780
The last time I wore it was at the institute.
407
00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:47,300
Yes, you were an informal student.
408
00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:58,260
Is it really that hard to be on time?
409
00:26:58,340 --> 00:27:00,420
Maybe it's simple for you
and for a business person
410
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:02,220
you have to spin
like a squirrel in a wheel.
411
00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:04,260
- So I did everything right.
- What exactly?
412
00:27:04,340 --> 00:27:06,940
I ordered nuts. Are you now
gnaw them, restore your strength,
413
00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:09,100
- and forward into the wheel.
- Oh, stop making jokes.
414
00:27:09,180 --> 00:27:11,380
Turn on your brain cells
to resolve the situation.
415
00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:14,180
I understand what you like
waking up with a beautiful woman.
416
00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:16,380
I woke up earlier
with a beautiful girl, up to you.
417
00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:18,980
Do you think this is a great joy -
see this media person?
418
00:27:19,060 --> 00:27:21,500
That's great!
Let's solve this situation!
419
00:27:21,580 --> 00:27:24,340
- Maybe you are an alien.
- Or maybe you are oligophrenic?
420
00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:26,780
Why are you insulting me?
Suggest something better.
421
00:27:26,860 --> 00:27:29,940
- Let's say magic.
- What magic? The 21st century is just around the corner!
422
00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:32,700
That is, what we wake up
every day in this strange house,
423
00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:35,660
you admit, otherwise
What is this magic, is it impossible?
424
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:38,300
It's not even surprising
what with a character like yours,
425
00:27:38,380 --> 00:27:40,700
someone put a spell on you.
But I have nothing to do with it?
426
00:27:40,780 --> 00:27:43,340
I'm a good person
I didn't do harm to anyone!
427
00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:45,420
- Maybe it's some kind of disease.
- What disease?
428
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:48,180
- I don't know. Maybe you have schizophrenia.
- There can be no schizophrenia
429
00:27:48,260 --> 00:27:50,580
two at the same time.
I’m telling you this as a doctor.
430
00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:52,900
- What are you, a doctor? But what difference does it make?
- Yes, I'm a doctor.
431
00:27:52,980 --> 00:27:55,020
- Maybe your fiancé is happy with all this?
- Well, yes!
432
00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:58,020
- Maybe he's testing you like this.
- If he tested me,
433
00:27:58,100 --> 00:27:59,820
he would have chosen a more worthy man.
434
00:27:59,900 --> 00:28:02,980
Or maybe he has
unlike you, good taste.
435
00:28:03,060 --> 00:28:06,660
Listen, be a man!
It's your stupid brain that does all this!
436
00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:09,980
- 25 again! Are you even normal?
- And what? How do you explain all this?
437
00:28:10,060 --> 00:28:12,580
You're probably making your way
to my apartment at night,
438
00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:15,220
drugging me with sleeping pills
and drag you into this strange house!
439
00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:18,020
Fuck it! Why the hell do I need this?
440
00:28:18,580 --> 00:28:20,780
That's it, our conversation has reached a dead end.
441
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,060
Considering the interlocutor,
nothing surprising.
442
00:28:23,140 --> 00:28:25,860
Whose cow would moo?
You yourself have nothing to offer.
443
00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:27,500
- Can.
- Well?
444
00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:29,900
- Maybe I should kill you?
- Amazing!
445
00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:31,860
At least
I won’t wake up with you tomorrow!
446
00:28:31,940 --> 00:28:33,660
Well, great. I will do everything for this!
447
00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:36,300
Believe me, I will do no less for this!
448
00:28:36,980 --> 00:28:40,300
- Goodbye... Goodbye!
- Goodbye.
449
00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:42,180
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
450
00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:43,780
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
451
00:28:43,860 --> 00:28:45,340
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
452
00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:46,860
- Goodbye!
- Goodbye!
453
00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:50,740
Ilonochka, I don’t want to
go to this Yaroslavl,
454
00:28:50,820 --> 00:28:52,820
just such seminars
are very rare.
455
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:55,260
Kostya, forgive me,
that I didn't wait for you.
456
00:28:55,340 --> 00:28:57,340
Mom just got sick
and asked to come.
457
00:28:57,420 --> 00:28:59,100
No, everything is fine.
458
00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:01,260
"Semen diagnostics
cattle."
459
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:03,900
She'll just be calmer
if I stay with her for a couple of days.
460
00:29:03,980 --> 00:29:06,980
-Where can there be women there?
- Mom, Kostya’s greetings to you!
461
00:29:07,060 --> 00:29:08,980
- That's it, I'll be there in a couple of days.
- Yes, you too.
462
00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:10,900
- Kisses, come on, bye.
- Kiss you.
463
00:29:11,580 --> 00:29:13,140
Heart is too loud
464
00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:14,820
The sun is too bright
465
00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:22,460
We are sewn to each other
Too sharp a needle
466
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,820
One tomorrow for two
467
00:29:30,860 --> 00:29:33,100
One morning for two
468
00:29:33,660 --> 00:29:35,900
- Is it you again?
- No, this is Brad Pitt.
469
00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:43,220
Vera, calm down. Vera, good!
470
00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:46,660
Vera, place! Vera, don't!
471
00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:51,100
You're so close it's cramped
472
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,860
You are so close that it hurts
473
00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:55,940
We are sewn to each other
Too sharp a needle
474
00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:58,660
- How much sugar is there?
- Five, as you asked.
475
00:29:58,780 --> 00:30:00,700
- Actually, I asked for three.
- Is this your thank you?
476
00:30:00,820 --> 00:30:02,300
Well, if you don’t like it, do it yourself.
477
00:30:04,540 --> 00:30:06,100
Heart is too loud
478
00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:07,860
The sun is too bright
479
00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:15,100
We are sewn to each other
Too sharp a needle
480
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:39,060
You're so close it's cramped
You are so close that it hurts
481
00:30:39,140 --> 00:30:42,700
We are sewn to each other
Too sharp a needle
482
00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:25,740
You're so close it's cramped
You are so close that it hurts
483
00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:29,500
We are sewn to each other
Too sharp a needle
484
00:31:29,580 --> 00:31:32,940
We are sewn to each other
January and colds
485
00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:36,620
For two one morning
And spilled powder
486
00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:40,620
You're so close it's cramped
You are so close that it hurts
487
00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:44,540
We are sewn to each other
Too sharp a needle
488
00:31:44,660 --> 00:31:48,180
We are sewn to each other
January and colds
489
00:31:48,260 --> 00:31:51,740
For two one morning
And spilled powder
490
00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:18,180
These are our employees, models.
Well, that's what you can say.
491
00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:21,500
I said earlier in the lecture,
what's in our house
492
00:32:21,580 --> 00:32:23,340
everything is maximum
close to reality.
493
00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:26,300
Here our employees show
how good and comfortable they are
494
00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:30,180
in our house, on our bed.
495
00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:33,020
Very convenient.
496
00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:36,260
They say
which is very, very convenient for them.
497
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:40,740
Well we won't waste time,
Let's go to the next room.
498
00:32:40,820 --> 00:32:43,820
And please hurry up
We don’t stretch, we pass.
499
00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:47,300
Let's pass. In general, you
what do you allow yourself?
500
00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:49,300
What are you doing here... Who are you?
501
00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:51,220
Well, why are you silent, dear?
502
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:53,060
I didn't mean to interrupt you, honey.
503
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:54,660
Yes? Very nice.
504
00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:57,620
- Well, we were just checking.
- Yes.
505
00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:59,900
- Well, it’s convenient, no.
- Well...
506
00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:02,060
- Softly.
- The bed is comfortable.
507
00:33:02,140 --> 00:33:03,700
Have you checked?
508
00:33:05,140 --> 00:33:06,020
- No.
- Yes.
509
00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:07,420
I can see in my eyes that they checked.
510
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:08,660
Checkers.
511
00:33:09,580 --> 00:33:12,020
- God, what rudeness.
- In general, what do you allow yourself, huh?
512
00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:15,060
“We didn’t expect it to be such a nightmare.”
- I don’t need to fuss with my brains.
513
00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:17,580
They checked the bed!
Didn't you check under the bed?
514
00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:20,500
- What do you allow yourself?
- Well, no need. She's a stupid person.
515
00:33:20,580 --> 00:33:22,660
- Didn’t they check in the toilet?
-Did you watch it yourself?
516
00:33:22,740 --> 00:33:26,100
- Let's get out of here!
- They seem like decent people.
517
00:33:26,180 --> 00:33:28,460
- Rip off the blanket...
- What's under the blanket? What's here?
518
00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:30,460
Why are you shouting here?
What are you telling us?
519
00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:32,620
- Yes, you will be thrown out of here!
- Oh, that's it, okay!
520
00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:35,220
- There is no need to create this farce!
- I'll call where necessary!
521
00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:37,740
- I’ll call where it’s necessary!
- Enough!
522
00:33:37,820 --> 00:33:40,140
- You should be ashamed, honestly!
- Well, at least culture!
523
00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:42,340
At least some kind of culture!
Yes, we need to turn it on her!
524
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:43,940
Ah, I see!
525
00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:48,740
In general, the idea is not bad.
526
00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:50,060
- Yes, Ilonochka.
- Hello!
527
00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:51,140
Hello.
528
00:33:51,220 --> 00:33:52,980
- Where are you?
- I’m in Yaroslavl, but where else?
529
00:33:53,060 --> 00:33:56,540
I understood this. It's just me too now
in Yaroslavl, well, it’s me for work.
530
00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:57,820
Sokolov, hello, can you hear me?
531
00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:01,460
There's just a bad connection here,
I can hardly hear you. Yaroslavl.
532
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,020
How can I get to you?
533
00:34:03,380 --> 00:34:05,740
And you're late
I have already left the hotel.
534
00:34:05,820 --> 00:34:07,820
I say, what is the name of your hotel?
535
00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:10,820
I went to the fields.
I'm giving a lecture to farmers, yes.
536
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:12,860
- I'll drive there.
- No, I won't go back.
537
00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:15,700
I'm right here, from the fields,
on a plane to Moscow...
538
00:34:18,460 --> 00:34:19,939
Hello.
539
00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:23,859
You know, Sokolov, I every day
I make other people more beautiful.
540
00:34:23,939 --> 00:34:28,260
And I didn’t even notice what happened to me
turned out to be a freak like you.
541
00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:30,859
Just wait, I'll explain everything to you.
542
00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:39,620
Typical man!
543
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:53,500
- Good afternoon, Kostya.
- Hello.
544
00:34:54,419 --> 00:34:55,939
Where?
545
00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:59,740
Well, what about you, kids?
making your mother worry?
546
00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:02,300
A week before the wedding -
Not a word from you.
547
00:35:02,379 --> 00:35:05,020
- So, really?
- Well, they could at least call,
548
00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:06,700
or better yet, just stop by.
549
00:35:07,740 --> 00:35:09,500
Where is Vera?
550
00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:14,660
She tells me
She's tired of sleeping with an ashtray.
551
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:17,100
Lord, what does it have to do with it
Is there an ashtray here? Yes, I smoke.
552
00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:19,220
I smoke because I'm nervous
I have a stressful job.
553
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:21,580
Ashtray, not an ashtray -
you sleep, don't sniff.
554
00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:23,300
Well, maybe then quit smoking?
555
00:35:23,380 --> 00:35:25,620
It's easy to say - quit,
when work is like this.
556
00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:28,460
You understand, I think:
I work in a bank, I count money.
557
00:35:28,540 --> 00:35:30,740
I think all the time -
It doesn't add up for me all the time.
558
00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:32,340
Well, naturally, I'm nervous.
559
00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:35,380
You understand, I am everything for her:
everything goes to the family, everything goes to the house.
560
00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:38,380
But it doesn’t add up for me.
I keep going into the house, but it doesn’t work out for me.
561
00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:41,180
Well, what about you? Well, for the sake of my beloved
can a person be made?
562
00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:42,940
I don't know, some kind of candy or something.
563
00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:44,980
Yes, I tried the sweets. Doesn't help.
564
00:35:46,660 --> 00:35:48,300
Okay, stop!
565
00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:51,260
- Hello, mom.
- What kind of calls during recording, Vera?
566
00:35:51,340 --> 00:35:52,820
I won't be long, honey.
567
00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,820
- Kostya?
- Everyone is on television.
568
00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,980
I thought we could
trust each other in everything.
569
00:35:57,060 --> 00:35:58,820
- It turns out that this is not so?
- Kostya...
570
00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:02,780
Vera, I have training fees,
I'll be leaving for a while, and you think about it.
571
00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:05,180
- Kostya, let's talk at home?
- We need a break.
572
00:36:05,260 --> 00:36:06,740
Kostya!
573
00:36:21,340 --> 00:36:23,020
So, Vera, we are ready.
574
00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:39,300
- How did you get me?
- Good morning.
575
00:36:40,060 --> 00:36:42,300
What kind of museum is Madame Tussauds?
did you arrange it here?
576
00:36:42,380 --> 00:36:43,900
- What do I have to do with it?
- Who?
577
00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:47,420
Probably the manager. Brought to us
a boy and a girl with you.
578
00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:50,660
Thanks to her, otherwise mine left me.
579
00:36:50,740 --> 00:36:53,180
Ah, your girl is smarter than I thought.
580
00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:55,980
And my fiance left me.
581
00:36:56,460 --> 00:36:58,580
At least one piece of good news.
582
00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:02,980
Before you came into my life
everything was so good!
583
00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:05,740
Beloved man, quiet life.
584
00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:10,620
Now there are two men in my bed:
one is blunt, the other is plastic.
585
00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:14,580
Listen, that's enough! Me too
Life was wonderful before you!
586
00:37:14,740 --> 00:37:18,020
There was a wonderful bride:
also with short hair,
587
00:37:18,660 --> 00:37:20,300
very pretty too.
588
00:37:20,820 --> 00:37:22,060
What's happened?
589
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:23,820
This is my boyfriend's girlfriend.
590
00:37:26,220 --> 00:37:28,020
Well, how are we going to get out today?
591
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:30,620
I suggest through the window.
Darling, do you mind?
592
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:35,100
“No, with you even to the ends of the world!
Let's gallop! At least hit the asphalt with your head!”
593
00:37:35,260 --> 00:37:37,380
How does this thing open?
594
00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:41,380
Window! Open the window!
595
00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:43,420
Window!
596
00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:50,020
Home ventilation!
Why is he so stupid, this smart house?
597
00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:52,580
Well, it's probably not a dumb smart home.
598
00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:05,500
And I was already starting to worry.
599
00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:07,660
Three thousand.
600
00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:10,580
- How many?
- Why are you immediately surprised?
601
00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:12,460
Yes, by the way, I took out a loan.
602
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:15,540
The bank doesn't like delays. Whoa, run!
603
00:38:15,940 --> 00:38:18,420
Found the time to take out a loan:
crisis is at hand.
604
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:21,060
You know what, I drive every day
television star,
605
00:38:21,140 --> 00:38:23,980
I don't care about your crisis.
Three and a half.
606
00:38:24,060 --> 00:38:25,940
-Are you crazy?
- Why did you go crazy right away?
607
00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:28,180
- Maybe I still need a trailer.
- Oh, do you want a trailer?
608
00:38:28,260 --> 00:38:29,900
- Yes.
- I only have one and a half.
609
00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:31,740
- I also only have one and a half.
- You see,
610
00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:35,700
your one and a half and your one and a half -
that turns out to be three of mine.
611
00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:38,380
Five hundred, okay. Give it back tomorrow.
612
00:38:39,660 --> 00:38:41,980
- To you on the other side.
- On the other side.
613
00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:45,380
- And don’t slam the door!
- Fuck you! Let's go!
614
00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:48,620
So what should I do now?
615
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:50,780
- In what sense?
- Directly.
616
00:38:51,220 --> 00:38:53,020
I feel good and calm with Kostya.
617
00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:56,100
By the way, I love him.
Should I cancel the wedding now?
618
00:38:56,180 --> 00:38:59,740
Why are you so worried?
By the way, is it okay if I switch to you?
619
00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:01,740
Oh, go wherever you want.
620
00:39:01,820 --> 00:39:05,180
Thanks a lot. It's okay, he'll come back
your Kostya. Problem for me too.
621
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,380
- I have a serious problem.
- No, did you hear?
622
00:39:07,460 --> 00:39:09,340
- No, what?
- I'm not for you.
623
00:39:09,860 --> 00:39:11,780
It means that I have nonsense,
do you have a problem?
624
00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:14,420
Of course, you're a woman
It's easier for you to make peace.
625
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:16,700
It's easier for you to make peace
because you are a man.
626
00:39:16,780 --> 00:39:17,980
- Shall we bet?
- I bet.
627
00:39:18,060 --> 00:39:19,260
For what?
628
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:23,260
You are returning Kostya to me,
and I’m helping you make peace with your...
629
00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:26,580
- Ilona.
- Yes, even Brigitte Bardot. Hands down?
630
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:29,260
- Well, let's shake hands.
- Will I interrupt?
631
00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:30,900
Watch the road!
632
00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:34,340
And remember, girl:
It will not be you who will be abandoned, but you.
633
00:39:34,420 --> 00:39:36,460
That's why you have to look awesome
634
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:38,540
so that your Kostya can see
who is he losing?
635
00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:49,260
Well, the dress is beautiful
yes, but not spectacular.
636
00:39:49,660 --> 00:39:51,180
Do you like it?
637
00:39:51,260 --> 00:39:52,780
- Yes.
- Yes.
638
00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:54,340
And it’s not you who should like it, but him.
639
00:39:54,420 --> 00:39:56,140
So, should I dress like a prostitute?
640
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:58,300
Are you going to make peace or not?
641
00:39:58,820 --> 00:40:00,100
Yes.
642
00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:03,140
Then go and look like a prostitute.
643
00:40:21,860 --> 00:40:24,740
Remember, men -
these are terrible owners.
644
00:40:28,140 --> 00:40:31,340
“I”, “mine”, “me” - these are my three favorite
the words of every man.
645
00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:32,980
My serve!
646
00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:34,580
40:15.
647
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:37,540
Three whales that support
648
00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:39,860
relationships
with the opposite sex.
649
00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:41,980
Therefore your blow
must be public.
650
00:40:42,780 --> 00:40:44,860
I thought: why do we need to pause?
651
00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:46,460
Let's make a stop.
652
00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:58,420
- Sorry.
- Please.
653
00:40:59,020 --> 00:40:59,980
Faith!
654
00:41:00,140 --> 00:41:02,220
Now he will try
talk to you.
655
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:04,140
- Vera, wait!
- But do this
656
00:41:04,220 --> 00:41:06,820
- under no circumstances.
- Vera, wait! We need to talk.
657
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:08,900
Girl, I don’t understand: are we going or not?
658
00:41:08,980 --> 00:41:11,020
Waiting or not waiting, simple or not simple?
659
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:13,380
- Brother, wait two minutes.
- Brother, what kind of brother am I to you?
660
00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:16,220
I took your mother, do you understand, Vasya?
That's it, we're going.
661
00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:19,860
Let's get home quickly, beauty!
We'll take you there!
662
00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:24,100
The car - wow! Like the wind!
My gray, steel, mama-jan!
663
00:41:24,180 --> 00:41:26,660
It's flying, wow!
664
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:30,100
My dear-jan!
Let's go! The wind has flown!
665
00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:33,420
We did it! He looked at me like that!
666
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:35,020
Girl, be careful, I'm driving!
667
00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:37,820
- Now the accent was unnecessary.
- Sorry, I got into character.
668
00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:40,060
You're doing well.
Where did you get that?
669
00:41:40,140 --> 00:41:42,420
And, once, one of my acquaintances,
taxi driver, well, one of these,
670
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,300
I castrated his boxer.
It would be better, of course, a tennis player.
671
00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:48,500
Okay, let's talk.
Now we'll look at your baby.
672
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:53,100
It is not necessary to meet her
but you need to establish contact.
673
00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:54,900
How? SMS
674
00:41:55,020 --> 00:41:58,180
Well, something like: “I never
I won’t forget our first meeting
675
00:41:58,260 --> 00:42:00,940
but I will remember longer
the mistake I made.”
676
00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:02,580
Write.
677
00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:06,060
By the way, then you can buy her a new phone.
678
00:42:06,140 --> 00:42:07,060
For what?
679
00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:10,460
- Understood.
- Every woman after depression
680
00:42:10,540 --> 00:42:13,740
filled with anger. But remind
you still need to know about yourself.
681
00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:28,020
Ты же меня не бросишь?
682
00:42:42,940 --> 00:42:44,300
- Илона - это вы?
- Who are you?
683
00:42:44,420 --> 00:42:45,620
This is for you.
684
00:42:56,060 --> 00:42:59,300
Ну такая, мисс Ставрополь.
Но для тебя в самый раз.
685
00:42:59,780 --> 00:43:02,100
Ой, где расписаться
за доставку комплимента?
686
00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:04,580
Форма тебе, кстати, идет.
687
00:43:04,660 --> 00:43:07,180
Если с телика попрут,
без работы не останешься.
688
00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:09,940
Okay, it's time to put the squeeze on your macho man.
689
00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:14,860
Алло, Лешка, привет! Нужна твоя помощь.
690
00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:18,220
- Thank you.
- Постой, ну бред какой-то.
691
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:20,740
Утром я сказала Косте,
that we have nothing to talk about,
692
00:43:20,820 --> 00:43:23,700
- and now I offer him dinner?
- So, trust Uncle Nikita.
693
00:43:23,780 --> 00:43:25,860
Did you write it? Пиши следующую.
694
00:43:40,340 --> 00:43:42,500
Man, don't cuddle
so close to me.
695
00:43:42,580 --> 00:43:44,740
Nikita said,
so that everything is believable.
696
00:43:44,820 --> 00:43:46,340
What if Kostya doesn’t come?
697
00:43:46,420 --> 00:43:48,340
Nikita said: “Where will he go?”
698
00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:54,860
I would come.
699
00:43:55,060 --> 00:43:57,220
Vera, can I see you for a second?
700
00:43:58,260 --> 00:44:00,660
- And this is what you exchanged me for?
- Oh, good evening.
701
00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:03,060
What are you doing, Kostya?
702
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:04,740
Serve, take off.
703
00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:08,860
Nikita said:
"Just dance, that's all."
704
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:12,100
- Well, Leshka, Nikita didn’t know.
- Yeah, Nikita didn’t know?
705
00:44:12,180 --> 00:44:14,020
Well, don’t be dramatic: the striker is so-so.
706
00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:15,620
What?
707
00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:17,900
Are you sure we'll find her there?
708
00:44:17,980 --> 00:44:19,700
Certainly. She only now realized
709
00:44:19,780 --> 00:44:21,780
what happens to you
she felt very good.
710
00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:24,700
And he will definitely want to
share this conclusion.
711
00:44:24,780 --> 00:44:26,940
And women at this stage
especially vulnerable.
712
00:44:27,020 --> 00:44:29,660
Therefore, this is where it will take place
your spectacular appearance.
713
00:44:29,740 --> 00:44:31,460
- Yes.
- Here!
714
00:44:33,860 --> 00:44:35,380
- Ready?
- Ready!
715
00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:36,940
Forward!
716
00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:45,260
No, can you imagine?
And this is a week before the wedding!
717
00:44:45,340 --> 00:44:46,860
Fine?
718
00:44:46,940 --> 00:44:48,580
And he looks like a decent person.
719
00:44:48,660 --> 00:44:51,660
"Decent"? Veterinarian
damn! Decent!
720
00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:53,100
Remember that women are by nature
721
00:44:53,180 --> 00:44:56,860
terrible formalists.
And reconciliation in itself is a trifle.
722
00:44:56,980 --> 00:44:58,500
The process is important.
723
00:44:58,700 --> 00:45:02,700
Cover it with your favorite flowers
and then reveal a terrible secret.
724
00:45:03,060 --> 00:45:04,580
Hello.
725
00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:09,820
- This is for you.
- Thank you.
726
00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:14,980
- Here.
- What is this?
727
00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:17,580
This is what makes me
I had to deceive you.
728
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:24,300
I was not in Yaroslavl, I was in Italy.
729
00:45:25,260 --> 00:45:27,100
This bracelet is made from a rare…
730
00:45:28,380 --> 00:45:29,860
Wow!
731
00:45:29,940 --> 00:45:32,020
...volcanic rock of Vesuvius.
732
00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:34,740
Wow! You know
Our general office has the same one!
733
00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:36,860
They say it costs a lot of money.
734
00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:43,100
Hands.
735
00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:50,380
Tonight,
736
00:45:50,460 --> 00:45:53,940
well, tomorrow afternoon at the latest,
he will crawl to you to make peace.
737
00:45:59,780 --> 00:46:01,780
- Perhaps drunk.
- Faith!
738
00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:03,460
But already completely manual.
739
00:46:03,540 --> 00:46:05,500
Verochka, please forgive me.
740
00:46:05,620 --> 00:46:10,180
I really, I won't do this again.
Sorry, I didn't mean to.
741
00:46:10,860 --> 00:46:12,860
So good luck.
742
00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:18,420
Well, I put him in a taxi,
sent home. At your place?
743
00:46:19,180 --> 00:46:22,820
We also sat for a while,
we drank, I took her home.
744
00:46:23,260 --> 00:46:25,900
True, home to yourself
She didn’t let me in, but that’s it for now.
745
00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:28,140
- Well, this is also a victory.
- For victory.
746
00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:33,220
By the way, how much do I owe you?
money for the bracelet?
747
00:46:33,300 --> 00:46:35,780
- Not at all.
- What are you doing? This is Tiffany, very expensive.
748
00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:38,900
You know the tent on Paveletskaya,
Tifanyan's bears?
749
00:46:39,740 --> 00:46:41,740
- What, seriously?
- Yes.
750
00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:45,060
Let's go for Mishka Tifanyan,
great jeweler.
751
00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:52,060
Kostya went to St. Petersburg for training camp,
will be back tomorrow.
752
00:46:52,820 --> 00:46:54,820
Any serious competitions?
753
00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:57,580
- Well, some kind of game.
- That is, you have a free evening.
754
00:46:57,780 --> 00:47:00,260
Why are you so interested?
my plans for the evening?
755
00:47:00,340 --> 00:47:03,140
Nothing, I just want you
I've never seen one in the evening.
756
00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:06,060
Well, to Terekhov’s boutique
I was going to get a dress.
757
00:47:06,380 --> 00:47:08,380
Why are you getting married in my boutique?
758
00:47:08,460 --> 00:47:11,700
Well because everyone is getting married
in the Terekhov boutique. Here you are, for example.
759
00:47:11,780 --> 00:47:13,780
I did it completely by accident, through an acquaintance.
760
00:47:13,860 --> 00:47:16,100
I just neutered his poodle once.
761
00:47:16,180 --> 00:47:19,140
I wonder if there is at least one male dog in Moscow
left uncastrated?
762
00:47:19,620 --> 00:47:21,860
Well, yours for now. Faith!
763
00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:24,900
Kidding!
764
00:47:25,340 --> 00:47:28,660
Well, just with this grabby taxi driver
I can't do it alone.
765
00:47:29,660 --> 00:47:31,140
- Let's go?
- Let's go.
766
00:47:31,220 --> 00:47:32,460
Let's go.
767
00:47:36,580 --> 00:47:39,540
We have only the most exclusive items.
What are you interested in?
768
00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:42,620
- And we are customers, we ordered.
- We too.
769
00:47:43,580 --> 00:47:45,620
Okay, do you remember
your order number?
770
00:47:46,140 --> 00:47:48,220
Yes, suit number 302.
771
00:47:48,540 --> 00:47:52,100
Great, please come in
to the fitting room, they will meet you there.
772
00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:55,100
Come on, I'll show you yours
invitations. Please.
773
00:47:55,260 --> 00:47:57,940
- What is this?
- Like what? These are your invitations
774
00:47:58,020 --> 00:47:59,820
110 pieces, as ordered.
775
00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:02,060
What about coming to our wedding?
will 110 Paris Hilton come?
776
00:48:02,140 --> 00:48:04,940
I think it's wonderful.
It seems to me that there are not enough doves.
777
00:48:05,020 --> 00:48:07,740
How is it missing?
Well, why are you scaring me?
778
00:48:08,380 --> 00:48:10,220
Here they are, as requested.
779
00:48:10,300 --> 00:48:12,740
Young man, I understand
What are you worried about right now?
780
00:48:12,820 --> 00:48:14,580
wedding, nerves and all that.
781
00:48:14,660 --> 00:48:17,340
But please don't need me
embarrass
782
00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:19,660
in front of your bride.
Because you called yourself
783
00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:21,900
- and ordered these doves.
- Did I order?
784
00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:24,300
- Well, yes.
- You have excellent taste, Konstantin.
785
00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:27,220
What is this? “Tabor is getting married”?
786
00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:33,140
No, it's a wedding suit
which you yourself chose for me, Ilona.
787
00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:35,660
Well, you have a beautiful bride.
788
00:48:36,340 --> 00:48:39,180
Thanks a lot.
Tell me, can I see the dress,
789
00:48:39,260 --> 00:48:42,980
which I, Konstantin,
chose for your bride?
790
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:54,100
- Although, it seems to me that this...
- Shut up.
791
00:48:58,780 --> 00:49:00,340
I think I found it.
792
00:49:01,020 --> 00:49:02,540
How do you like it?
793
00:49:07,460 --> 00:49:09,860
Well, if only you wear this.
794
00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:13,940
I like.
795
00:49:20,340 --> 00:49:21,900
So what is it?
796
00:49:26,940 --> 00:49:28,460
- Nikita Andreevich!
- Yes.
797
00:49:28,540 --> 00:49:30,140
- Thank God!
- Hello, Pyotr Karlovich.
798
00:49:30,220 --> 00:49:32,780
- Sorry, critical situation.
- Can't this wait?
799
00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:34,900
- A matter of life and death.
- Is it raging a lot?
800
00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:36,820
- Oh, very much!
- Got it, I'm on my way now.
801
00:49:37,460 --> 00:49:41,140
I don't give a fuck! I paid grandma!
Come on, bring the elephant here!
802
00:49:41,260 --> 00:49:43,780
Yes, understand, this is an elephant,
he is depressed.
803
00:49:43,860 --> 00:49:46,700
I warned you:
no fireworks. Elephants are afraid.
804
00:49:46,780 --> 00:49:49,220
What are you, a clown?
Now you will be afraid of me!
805
00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:51,660
Now my Kolyunya
you'll ride on the ridge!
806
00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:53,660
I'm your trunk now
I'll screw it to your muzzle, understand?
807
00:49:53,740 --> 00:49:55,260
- What are you talking about! I...
- Let's get the elephant!
808
00:49:55,340 --> 00:49:57,580
- I’ve been in the theater for 30 years, what do you mean!
- So, so, zoophile,
809
00:49:57,660 --> 00:50:00,340
you have five minutes.
Or now the elephant is coming here,
810
00:50:00,420 --> 00:50:03,780
or I'll take you to the crocodile
I'll send it, okay? Time has passed.
811
00:50:03,860 --> 00:50:06,020
Well, finally
thank you for your promptness!
812
00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:09,340
Boris Arkadyevich is depressed:
his Marta went on tour.
813
00:50:09,420 --> 00:50:11,620
And it must be, at such a time
crucial moment -
814
00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:15,300
on my son's birthday
Deputy Head of the Traffic Police of Mytishchi.
815
00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:18,100
I see, let's go.
This is Pyotr Karlovich, director of the circus.
816
00:50:18,180 --> 00:50:19,700
Very nice.
817
00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:21,620
Come on, Borenka, drink some water.
818
00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:27,500
Boris Arkadyevich is not in the mood.
819
00:50:28,220 --> 00:50:29,700
Wish me luck.
820
00:50:30,540 --> 00:50:32,700
- Is it dangerous?
- No.
821
00:50:33,180 --> 00:50:35,060
Why are you saying goodbye to me?
822
00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:36,980
I wanted to kiss.
823
00:50:37,180 --> 00:50:38,580
Go away, boor.
824
00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:48,460
Boris Arkadyevich, can I?
825
00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:51,620
Hello guys. Hello dear!
826
00:50:52,420 --> 00:50:54,740
Hello. Well, why are you nervous?
827
00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:56,940
You turn over buckets, right?
828
00:50:57,220 --> 00:51:00,060
Did you turn on the guy?
We know: fireworks have nothing to do with it.
829
00:51:00,540 --> 00:51:03,940
You and I know, Borechka.
Your Marta left, right?
830
00:51:04,660 --> 00:51:08,460
Aw, she's a beauty.
You miss her, right?
831
00:51:09,420 --> 00:51:11,940
But, do you know how everyone envy you?
How are others?
832
00:51:12,580 --> 00:51:14,740
Everything seems fine, they live together.
833
00:51:15,020 --> 00:51:17,660
Then she left, and you have a holiday.
834
00:51:19,140 --> 00:51:22,380
And you have Martha. Are you bored? Beautiful.
835
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:26,220
Happy you, old man.
836
00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:29,140
Come on, Boris Arkadyevich,
have fun kid.
837
00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:31,740
Come on out, the boy is waiting.
838
00:51:38,980 --> 00:51:41,020
Oh Soso, brother!
839
00:51:41,380 --> 00:51:44,700
Sing ours, listen, “Let’s Break Through, Opera.”
840
00:51:45,140 --> 00:51:48,060
Congratulations with all my heart,
my dear, happy holiday,
841
00:51:48,140 --> 00:51:51,580
but "Opera" is not my song,
this is sung by the Lyube group.
842
00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:53,740
Come on, come on! Ours, yours.
843
00:51:53,820 --> 00:51:57,020
It was ours - it became yours, brother!
844
00:51:57,100 --> 00:51:58,980
Sing, I beg you!
845
00:51:59,060 --> 00:52:01,020
You don't understand me, I don't need money.
846
00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:04,180
This is not my song.
I can’t sing it and I don’t want to.
847
00:52:05,140 --> 00:52:06,740
If you want, put me in jail!
848
00:52:08,100 --> 00:52:10,700
Okay, let's plant it.
849
00:52:23,020 --> 00:52:26,300
Fog falls on the sleeping city
850
00:52:26,780 --> 00:52:29,620
The winds blow through the gateways and courtyards
851
00:52:30,420 --> 00:52:32,180
And this is not the first time for us...
852
00:52:32,260 --> 00:52:34,460
The sky in the palm of your hand
853
00:52:35,900 --> 00:52:38,340
Only believing in your heart
854
00:52:39,220 --> 00:52:41,940
The sky in the palm of your hand
855
00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:45,260
I carried you tenderly
856
00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:48,660
The sky in the palm of your hand
857
00:52:49,620 --> 00:52:52,260
In a snow-white dress
858
00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:56,020
The sky in the palm of your hand
859
00:52:56,820 --> 00:52:59,460
You carried me tenderly
860
00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:02,820
Wasn't it enough
861
00:53:03,580 --> 00:53:06,460
Living in a heavenly marriage?
862
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:09,660
Why did you wonder
863
00:53:10,540 --> 00:53:13,260
Love by cards?
864
00:53:13,700 --> 00:53:16,540
Don't guess about love
865
00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:19,820
If your eyes are happy
866
00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:23,380
Don't guess about love
867
00:53:24,180 --> 00:53:27,060
Heaven decides everything
868
00:53:27,660 --> 00:53:30,620
Don't guess about love
869
00:53:31,180 --> 00:53:34,300
Let your heart tell you
870
00:53:34,620 --> 00:53:37,460
With whom to share the secret of dreams
871
00:53:38,060 --> 00:53:41,580
With whom to soar, to whom to give
872
00:53:41,940 --> 00:53:44,500
The sky in the palm of your hand
873
00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:51,980
The sky in the palm of your hand
874
00:54:14,100 --> 00:54:17,540
People can’t always be there
875
00:54:17,700 --> 00:54:21,060
People cannot always be together
876
00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:27,340
No love, earthly love
Burning endlessly
877
00:54:28,260 --> 00:54:31,980
Tell me why we love then
878
00:54:32,060 --> 00:54:35,460
Tell me why we love each other
879
00:54:35,540 --> 00:54:37,900
Counting the days
880
00:54:39,060 --> 00:54:41,020
Burning Hearts
881
00:54:42,900 --> 00:54:46,420
We wait for love all the time, like a miracle
882
00:54:46,540 --> 00:54:49,900
We are waiting for the one and only one, like a miracle
883
00:54:49,980 --> 00:54:53,300
Although she should, she must
884
00:54:53,380 --> 00:54:55,940
Burn without a trace
885
00:54:57,060 --> 00:55:00,700
Tell us where we were able to find out from
886
00:55:00,820 --> 00:55:04,340
We were able to find out where during the meeting
887
00:55:04,420 --> 00:55:10,580
That you are mine, and I am your love and destiny
888
00:55:33,620 --> 00:55:35,020
Surprise!
889
00:55:35,100 --> 00:55:37,060
Sokolov, so much time,
and you're still in bed.
890
00:55:37,140 --> 00:55:39,340
And on the way from the airport I decided
to get to you -
891
00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:41,380
find out how you are here without me.
892
00:55:41,980 --> 00:55:46,140
Zaya, have you actually swam already?
You sleep in a suit, you sleepwalker.
893
00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:49,620
Is this for me? Thank you, very smelly flowers.
894
00:55:49,700 --> 00:55:52,180
Why don't you ask how I got there?
Where are you going?
895
00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:54,220
- How did you get there?
- You know, it flew normally.
896
00:55:54,300 --> 00:55:57,700
True, the food was terrible.
The flowers smell very bad.
897
00:55:58,780 --> 00:56:00,820
And I got to you well, without traffic jams.
898
00:56:02,060 --> 00:56:05,100
Wait, Sokolov
in a butterfly, with flowers.
899
00:56:06,260 --> 00:56:08,620
But Sokolov did not know
that Ilona will come. Mm?
900
00:56:11,580 --> 00:56:13,100
I didn't know.
901
00:56:14,220 --> 00:56:17,540
Accordingly, Sokolov
I was waiting for someone else.
902
00:56:18,980 --> 00:56:20,980
Obviously not Ilona.
903
00:56:22,900 --> 00:56:25,340
Apparently, obviously not Ilona.
904
00:56:26,340 --> 00:56:29,220
Accordingly, this begs the question:
905
00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:34,340
Who exactly was Sokolov waiting for?
906
00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:38,100
with these stinking flowers?
907
00:56:39,580 --> 00:56:41,940
The question really begs to be asked.
908
00:56:42,780 --> 00:56:44,980
Apparently Sokolov has nothing to say.
909
00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:50,460
Or not: Sokolov once again
getting ready to lie!
910
00:56:50,620 --> 00:56:52,660
This time he would like to tell the truth.
911
00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:54,860
The truth? How interesting is this:
912
00:56:55,540 --> 00:56:59,780
hear the truth for the first time
from the mouth of veterinarian Sokolov!
913
00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:03,540
Ilona, veterinarian Sokolov...
914
00:57:09,180 --> 00:57:12,420
Veterinarian Sokolov very much
fell in love with another woman.
915
00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:23,820
He's very strong
apologizes to Ilona.
916
00:57:24,580 --> 00:57:29,220
And apparently it's better for him to leave
for the rest of my life.
917
00:57:43,180 --> 00:57:44,900
Sorry, Ilona.
918
00:57:48,980 --> 00:57:50,180
Ay!
919
00:58:05,540 --> 00:58:07,020
Surprise! Hello!
920
00:58:08,140 --> 00:58:10,500
I just got off the plane,
I immediately decided to come to you.
921
00:58:10,580 --> 00:58:12,820
Exhausted. The coach yesterday drove:
922
00:58:13,020 --> 00:58:15,540
I practiced my backhand for half a day,
half a day - smashes.
923
00:58:17,420 --> 00:58:20,020
Oh, listen, I still
made this serve for 215.
924
00:58:22,660 --> 00:58:24,180
Faith!
925
00:58:55,820 --> 00:58:57,340
-Where is the house?
- Whose?
926
00:58:57,420 --> 00:58:58,900
- Our house.
- How do I know?
927
00:58:58,980 --> 00:59:02,540
- There was a house here, where did it go?
- Oh, this one? Well, just this morning, bye bye.
928
00:59:02,660 --> 00:59:04,860
The exhibition has ended -
Everything was dismantled and taken away.
929
00:59:04,940 --> 00:59:06,820
"Dismantled." Where were they taken?
930
00:59:06,900 --> 00:59:09,860
Listen, brother, I'm a security guard,
not Google, how do I know?
931
00:59:09,940 --> 00:59:11,860
It's clear. Have you seen the girl?
932
00:59:11,940 --> 00:59:14,660
Such a beautiful blonde
she has dimples on her cheeks.
933
00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:17,220
There was some. Oh, isn't that the one? Look.
934
00:59:26,460 --> 00:59:27,740
Faith!
935
00:59:29,540 --> 00:59:31,260
- Let's go get that car!
- Pyaterochka.
936
00:59:31,340 --> 00:59:32,820
Let's go!
937
00:59:41,140 --> 00:59:42,820
Damn, we'll miss it! Can you go faster?
938
00:59:42,900 --> 00:59:45,180
-Are you going to pay the guys then?
- I'll add something.
939
00:59:45,260 --> 00:59:47,340
You know how to convince, soaring.
940
01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:02,700
- Yes, go ahead!
- Let's!
941
01:00:07,660 --> 01:00:09,180
-Where did you go?
- Take your hands off!
942
01:00:09,260 --> 01:00:13,180
You can't do that! I'm telling you, get in!
Get in, I tell you! Where are you going?
943
01:00:13,260 --> 01:00:15,620
- Let's pass here - I'll pay another thousand.
- Two!
944
01:00:15,700 --> 01:00:17,820
- Three!
- You bargain wisely!
945
01:00:17,900 --> 01:00:19,780
Oh, I like you!
946
01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:35,980
Yes, I understand. Hold it!
947
01:00:42,380 --> 01:00:43,860
Faith!
948
01:00:58,380 --> 01:00:59,780
Do you know each other?
949
01:01:00,820 --> 01:01:02,700
Sorry, I got it mixed up.
950
01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:04,620
Nothing, it happens.
951
01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:30,780
Hello. I need Vera Kazantseva.
952
01:01:30,860 --> 01:01:34,140
- Oh my God, she’s gone.
- Can you tell me how to find it?
953
01:01:34,300 --> 01:01:37,100
Yes, if I knew where to find her,
I would go there now
954
01:01:37,180 --> 01:01:39,380
I would have nailed it on the spot! The star has been found!
955
01:01:39,740 --> 01:01:43,140
Filming canceled!
Do you see how many people are idle?
956
01:01:44,380 --> 01:01:47,180
- And who are you, exactly?
- And I'm a friend.
957
01:01:47,460 --> 01:01:50,940
Ah, I see, another friend.
Do you see how many friends these people have?
958
01:01:51,100 --> 01:01:53,860
No, I'm really a friend.
Maybe a phone number?
959
01:01:53,940 --> 01:01:55,860
Or maybe I could give you her home address?
960
01:01:56,060 --> 01:01:57,420
It would be great.
961
01:01:57,660 --> 01:01:59,140
What…
962
01:01:59,220 --> 01:02:01,540
Do I believe it? No, everything is fine.
963
01:02:01,620 --> 01:02:04,660
You just go off the air
make an appointment with me at the circus,
964
01:02:04,740 --> 01:02:06,620
you're chasing after some zoologist.
965
01:02:07,060 --> 01:02:09,580
Doesn't matter! Whose last name you don't know
966
01:02:09,660 --> 01:02:11,780
you don't know the phone number
you don't know the address
967
01:02:11,860 --> 01:02:15,500
You don’t know where he works either.
Look, huh? I didn't miss anything, eh?
968
01:02:15,580 --> 01:02:17,900
Andreevich. I remembered! Nikita Andreevich.
969
01:02:17,980 --> 01:02:21,420
Lord, what are you doing? At the root
changes things. It just felt better, you know?
970
01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:24,380
Now you can narrow your search
up to some twenty thousand people.
971
01:02:24,460 --> 01:02:26,540
Karina, do you really think
Am I crazy?
972
01:02:26,620 --> 01:02:29,140
You? Well, oh my God!
Three days before your own wedding
973
01:02:29,220 --> 01:02:31,500
- to look for some zoophile for some reason...
- He's a veterinarian!
974
01:02:31,580 --> 01:02:34,180
Doesn't matter! With whom are you more
slept in the same bed for weeks
975
01:02:34,260 --> 01:02:36,020
and didn't even bother
find out his last name?
976
01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:38,580
I beg you
this happens all the time now.
977
01:02:38,780 --> 01:02:40,980
- Who are we looking for in the circus?
- Boris Arkadyevich.
978
01:02:41,060 --> 01:02:43,060
- Is this his friend?
- It's an elephant!
979
01:02:44,340 --> 01:02:46,460
No, I believe you, you definitely need to see a doctor.
980
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,220
Sorry, I need Nikita.
981
01:02:58,420 --> 01:03:00,140
Okay, let's see now.
982
01:03:00,340 --> 01:03:04,140
So, Vasya, Vilen, Friedrich,
Tobik, Rex, Santiago.
983
01:03:04,220 --> 01:03:06,260
Girl, do you have a cat or a dog?
984
01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:12,380
Sorry, I need Nikita Andreevich.
985
01:03:14,380 --> 01:03:16,380
Kolosov. How can I help?
986
01:03:16,540 --> 01:03:18,340
Thank you. Help the lizard.
987
01:03:20,860 --> 01:03:22,940
I won’t make it by nine, it’s already half past nine.
988
01:03:23,060 --> 01:03:24,900
Come on a little later. Yes?
989
01:03:25,380 --> 01:03:28,780
Sorry, but young man
Nikita doesn't work for you?
990
01:03:28,900 --> 01:03:30,980
- Let's go to ten.
- Sorry.
991
01:03:31,060 --> 01:03:32,860
I don't want to go to karaoke!
Listen for two hours
992
01:03:32,940 --> 01:03:35,100
How are you mocking Leps?
993
01:03:35,660 --> 01:03:38,900
- Is he there now?
- No, but he promised to definitely stop by.
994
01:03:38,980 --> 01:03:40,980
- Should I convey something?
-Can I leave him a note?
995
01:03:41,060 --> 01:03:42,740
Don't have a piece of paper?
996
01:03:49,420 --> 01:03:51,420
Okay, I'll try.
997
01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:56,900
- Thank you.
- I'll pass it on. Yes, at ten on Prazhskaya.
998
01:04:08,700 --> 01:04:10,740
Oh, Nikita Andreevich,
It's good that you came.
999
01:04:10,820 --> 01:04:14,020
I need to run. Come to me today
the foreman should come to fix the pipes.
1000
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:16,740
I understand. Fine.
Natasha, no one asked me?
1001
01:04:16,820 --> 01:04:19,540
Lots of clients all day long
I postponed everything until tomorrow.
1002
01:04:19,900 --> 01:04:21,460
This is for you.
1003
01:04:22,180 --> 01:04:24,940
Our common perfume, without regret, on the neck
1004
01:04:25,020 --> 01:04:26,940
Break in someone's hands
1005
01:04:27,300 --> 01:04:30,100
And then see in a dream
On a friend's shoulder
1006
01:04:30,180 --> 01:04:32,140
Like last spring I catch your hands
1007
01:04:32,260 --> 01:04:33,780
Thank you.
1008
01:04:33,860 --> 01:04:36,260
If you decide, let’s do it quickly
1009
01:04:36,380 --> 01:04:38,940
Maybe in May? There are a lot of days
1010
01:04:39,140 --> 01:04:41,020
I'm starting to wait...
1011
01:04:42,220 --> 01:04:44,980
- A little more.
- I'm running, running, running, come on, come on.
1012
01:04:45,060 --> 01:04:47,460
- Yes, we’ll bring it up.
- Listen, are you sure? What about the wedding?
1013
01:04:47,540 --> 01:04:51,820
- What wedding?
- Well, how? Marriage, ceremony,
1014
01:04:52,220 --> 01:04:54,020
mystery, unity, bonds of love.
1015
01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:56,460
To the left, philologist, to the left.
1016
01:04:56,540 --> 01:04:58,260
- What? You wrote everything, why?
- Higher.
1017
01:04:58,340 --> 01:04:59,860
- What?
- Here.
1018
01:04:59,940 --> 01:05:01,460
Jerk!
1019
01:05:01,540 --> 01:05:03,620
Hey you, near the wall! Don't move!
1020
01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:05,420
Oh, cops. Cops!
1021
01:05:11,740 --> 01:05:14,020
Listen, this isn't funny at all anymore.
1022
01:05:14,540 --> 01:05:16,580
What are you even thinking? Obviously not with the head.
1023
01:05:16,900 --> 01:05:18,540
Or maybe I think with my heart.
1024
01:05:18,620 --> 01:05:22,180
Yes? I always thought that this part
body is called differently.
1025
01:05:22,260 --> 01:05:24,300
- Lesha!
- Quiet, let's leave.
1026
01:05:29,820 --> 01:05:33,620
{\an8}Oh, beauty. Nikas Safronov is resting.
1027
01:05:34,580 --> 01:05:37,420
- Well, are you satisfied?
- If he calls, he’s happy.
1028
01:05:39,460 --> 01:05:42,180
- Would you like anything else?
- No, thanks, I'm waiting for a friend.
1029
01:05:42,420 --> 01:05:43,940
Fine.
1030
01:05:46,900 --> 01:05:48,980
- Hello.
- Kazantseva, do you remember
1031
01:05:49,060 --> 01:05:51,540
- what show do you have?
- Yes, make an appointment for tomorrow.
1032
01:05:51,620 --> 01:05:53,660
- And you will be there?
- Yes, I will.
1033
01:05:53,740 --> 01:05:55,780
You give me an ulcer, Kazantseva!
1034
01:06:01,580 --> 01:06:03,660
- He will call.
- He won't call.
1035
01:06:04,020 --> 01:06:06,020
- He will call.
- He won't call.
1036
01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:08,100
- He will call.
- He won't call.
1037
01:06:08,180 --> 01:06:09,780
Will call.
1038
01:06:22,540 --> 01:06:24,700
- Hello.
- Hello, Nikita, hi, this is Vera.
1039
01:06:24,780 --> 01:06:27,020
- Where are you?
- Hello, Vera, I'm in the car.
1040
01:06:27,100 --> 01:06:28,900
In the car? In what car?
1041
01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:32,660
In Megan. Vera, I wanted
tell you that I...
1042
01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:26,140
{\an8}Yes. “Entrance for spectators ends
one hour before the start of the program."
1043
01:07:30,060 --> 01:07:31,340
Damn!
1044
01:07:31,420 --> 01:07:34,580
Such an interesting interlocutor
prevented me from sleeping and, I hope, you.
1045
01:07:34,660 --> 01:07:36,500
- Will we have time then?
- Vera Kazantseva was with you,
1046
01:07:36,580 --> 01:07:39,100
see you next week
in the same bed.
1047
01:07:40,460 --> 01:07:43,020
Thanks everyone, filming is over.
1048
01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:45,100
Can I have a moment more of your attention?
1049
01:07:46,340 --> 01:07:47,940
Vera,
1050
01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:51,260
between us lately
some strange things are happening.
1051
01:07:51,340 --> 01:07:53,420
Well, this is probably my fault too.
1052
01:07:53,620 --> 01:07:55,660
I am a famous athlete, and a great sport,
1053
01:07:55,740 --> 01:07:58,340
especially tennis,
requires complete dedication.
1054
01:07:58,420 --> 01:08:02,140
Sorry, maybe I'm speaking stupidly
but despite the fact
1055
01:08:02,220 --> 01:08:06,460
that our wedding is in three days,
I want to tell you again
1056
01:08:09,100 --> 01:08:11,100
in front of everyone. Vera, I love you.
1057
01:08:13,900 --> 01:08:16,540
And again I want
make you an offer.
1058
01:08:26,979 --> 01:08:29,740
Vera, agree.
Well, what is there to think, Lord?
1059
01:08:29,820 --> 01:08:31,860
Maybe your Nikita doesn’t exist at all.
1060
01:08:32,220 --> 01:08:34,300
Let's. Hello.
1061
01:08:59,019 --> 01:09:00,620
Hooray!
1062
01:09:12,380 --> 01:09:14,420
For those who have not yet fallen asleep, I remind you
1063
01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:16,940
that you are watching an interview in bed.
And his host Vera.
1064
01:09:17,019 --> 01:09:19,340
And our guest today -
artist and designer -
1065
01:09:19,420 --> 01:09:21,340
I won't list
all your titles -
1066
01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:23,099
Klim Aristarkhovich.
1067
01:09:24,460 --> 01:09:25,660
Thank you.
1068
01:09:25,740 --> 01:09:29,099
And you promised to tell me
about your new development.
1069
01:09:29,220 --> 01:09:32,860
Yes. It’s hard to call it development.
1070
01:09:33,460 --> 01:09:35,580
I just got carried away with mythology.
1071
01:09:36,139 --> 01:09:38,860
And if you want, I'll tell you a story.
1072
01:09:39,340 --> 01:09:41,740
Just in our topic
transfers, do you agree?
1073
01:09:42,059 --> 01:09:44,420
- Please.
- Fine. So here it is.
1074
01:09:44,660 --> 01:09:47,900
God created Adam, and from his rib - Eve.
1075
01:09:48,420 --> 01:09:52,139
And he commanded them to live together as one
whole, and never part.
1076
01:09:52,620 --> 01:09:57,740
And as you know, this exotic
the couple lived in the Garden of Eden.
1077
01:09:58,500 --> 01:10:01,019
What kind of garden it was, you and I don’t know.
1078
01:10:01,580 --> 01:10:05,580
But what is more or less clear is
so this is what this garden is
1079
01:10:05,660 --> 01:10:08,220
had a very significant size.
1080
01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:12,700
So, I say, and some
my colleagues support me,
1081
01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:16,460
that God, who was much smarter,
1082
01:10:17,060 --> 01:10:19,100
than today it is customary to think about him,
1083
01:10:19,940 --> 01:10:23,300
awarded Adam and Eve
another ability:
1084
01:10:23,980 --> 01:10:26,860
how far apart
they didn't fall asleep
1085
01:10:26,980 --> 01:10:29,300
In the morning they always woke up together.
1086
01:10:29,620 --> 01:10:32,020
Like you and me: in the same bed.
1087
01:10:34,820 --> 01:10:36,620
Amazing.
1088
01:10:36,740 --> 01:10:39,500
It's a pity that we are all now
lost this ability.
1089
01:10:39,580 --> 01:10:42,020
It would be great
to have such a connection, let’s say,
1090
01:10:42,100 --> 01:10:44,260
between you and your wife.
1091
01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:49,460
Unfortunately, although in this situation,
Rather, fortunately, I'm not married.
1092
01:10:49,820 --> 01:10:51,860
Ask why? I will answer.
1093
01:10:52,020 --> 01:10:54,740
Apparently because
I haven't found that woman yet
1094
01:10:55,620 --> 01:10:59,740
with whom I would like
wake up together.
1095
01:11:06,700 --> 01:11:07,980
Zinaida Ivanovna!
1096
01:11:08,980 --> 01:11:11,020
Zinaida Ivanovna, hello!
Oh, sorry.
1097
01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:13,100
- You again?
- Here we go again.
1098
01:11:13,860 --> 01:11:17,260
- Yeah, where is she?
- That's the problem. She's gone.
1099
01:11:17,340 --> 01:11:19,420
Don't be ridiculous
is this a problem for you?
1100
01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:22,260
You have one problem today,
tomorrow there is another problem.
1101
01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:25,300
- You are our problem-solver.
- Well, Zinaida Ivanovna, well, yes, I...
1102
01:11:25,420 --> 01:11:27,580
- Well, stop it, what are you talking about?
- Sorry.
1103
01:11:27,660 --> 01:11:30,660
Need your help:
we need to go back home, and then she goes back.
1104
01:11:32,980 --> 01:11:34,500
- Which house?
- Well, your dream home.
1105
01:11:34,580 --> 01:11:36,740
What are you talking about? It's impossible, he's gone.
1106
01:11:36,820 --> 01:11:38,860
- How did he “gone”?
- So he left, piece by piece.
1107
01:11:38,940 --> 01:11:40,900
The roof has gone to Cherepovets,
walls - in Voronezh.
1108
01:11:40,980 --> 01:11:42,540
- Do you remember the bedside tables?
- Yes.
1109
01:11:42,620 --> 01:11:44,500
They went to Chelyaba.
Oh, Khripunov didn’t want to take it,
1110
01:11:44,620 --> 01:11:46,580
- but thanks to my charisma I was able...
- Zina!
1111
01:11:46,660 --> 01:11:48,660
- Why do you constantly touch me?
- Zina!
1112
01:11:48,780 --> 01:11:50,780
No need, control yourself.
1113
01:11:50,860 --> 01:11:53,020
- Zinaida Ivanovna, seriously.
- Well...
1114
01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:57,420
Help. This is a matter of life and life.
1115
01:11:59,540 --> 01:12:01,980
"Life and Life"?
1116
01:12:09,660 --> 01:12:11,660
You touch my heart.
1117
01:12:12,540 --> 01:12:14,220
Stop looking like that.
1118
01:12:18,060 --> 01:12:19,740
- Thank you.
- No thanks yet, I don’t know
1119
01:12:19,820 --> 01:12:21,780
can I do something for you?
1120
01:12:22,100 --> 01:12:23,580
- Well, let's go.
- Well, let's go.
1121
01:12:23,660 --> 01:12:26,100
I don't know what I can do
for you to do in such a situation.
1122
01:12:26,940 --> 01:12:32,820
I'm waiting for you, come quickly
1123
01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:38,820
Come, come, come
1124
01:12:40,780 --> 01:12:46,940
Why are you delaying, call quickly
1125
01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:49,380
Call me...
1126
01:12:49,460 --> 01:12:51,220
Be careful!
1127
01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:54,780
...for our love
1128
01:12:54,860 --> 01:12:58,620
Waiting, waiting, waiting only for you!
1129
01:12:58,780 --> 01:13:01,260
No, it's a wall, not a floor.
1130
01:13:01,940 --> 01:13:08,420
I don’t know how long I’ll have to wait
1131
01:13:08,980 --> 01:13:15,940
But I am among you among everyone
I can easily be recognized among everyone
1132
01:13:16,140 --> 01:13:21,940
Why are you delaying, call quickly
1133
01:13:22,060 --> 01:13:28,980
Call me for our love
1134
01:13:29,540 --> 01:13:33,340
Waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting at noon
1135
01:13:33,420 --> 01:13:36,860
Waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting at midnight
1136
01:13:37,100 --> 01:13:43,500
Waiting, waiting, waiting only for you!
1137
01:14:21,900 --> 01:14:25,140
What? How? How did the container not arrive?
1138
01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:27,900
- Which customs?
- Bed.
1139
01:14:27,980 --> 01:14:29,340
But you promised!
1140
01:14:29,540 --> 01:14:31,540
Do you understand what this is, it’s just...
1141
01:14:31,620 --> 01:14:33,340
Lord, this is a disaster!
1142
01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:35,140
Where's the bed?
1143
01:14:36,580 --> 01:14:38,460
There will be no bed.
1144
01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:40,100
Where's the bed?
1145
01:14:40,380 --> 01:14:42,260
- There won't be a bed.
- You promised.
1146
01:14:44,540 --> 01:14:46,660
You said she flew out.
1147
01:14:46,740 --> 01:14:50,180
I didn't say I was out
I said that she was loaded.
1148
01:14:50,260 --> 01:14:51,740
- Loaded, and?
- Loaded.
1149
01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:53,740
- AND?
- And then they unloaded it. They're having a raid there.
1150
01:14:53,820 --> 01:14:56,100
They have a raid, and we have a disaster.
Arrested pending clarification.
1151
01:14:56,180 --> 01:14:58,100
- Oh my God!
- What kind of “Lord” is that!
1152
01:14:58,180 --> 01:15:00,820
Abramson is there!
And if Abramson gave up,
1153
01:15:01,140 --> 01:15:03,180
no god can help.
1154
01:15:04,380 --> 01:15:05,940
Don't be upset.
1155
01:15:06,980 --> 01:15:08,300
Don't cry.
1156
01:15:08,860 --> 01:15:10,980
What are you doing? Well, it's still good, huh?
1157
01:15:11,060 --> 01:15:13,420
Three days! It would seem
what can you do? And then...
1158
01:15:14,700 --> 01:15:16,300
I'm married.
1159
01:15:20,020 --> 01:15:21,540
Was. For a long time.
1160
01:15:23,220 --> 01:15:24,660
Civil marriage.
1161
01:15:27,820 --> 01:15:29,860
- Zinaida Ivanovna!
- Yes.
1162
01:15:31,100 --> 01:15:32,660
- Don't worry.
- Come on.
1163
01:15:32,980 --> 01:15:35,260
You already did everything you could.
1164
01:15:37,620 --> 01:15:39,260
Go.
1165
01:15:45,540 --> 01:15:47,580
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
1166
01:16:01,860 --> 01:16:04,100
Marriage is being registered today
1167
01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:08,540
Risin Konstantin Sergeevich
and Vera Pavlovna Kazantseva.
1168
01:16:10,660 --> 01:16:14,100
Dear newlyweds,
in the life of every person
1169
01:16:14,180 --> 01:16:16,980
there are unforgettable days and events.
1170
01:16:17,860 --> 01:16:23,380
Today is such a day for you -
your family's birthday.
1171
01:16:24,100 --> 01:16:28,340
A family is a union of loving people,
and the union is voluntary.
1172
01:16:29,100 --> 01:16:31,380
And before you register your marriage,
1173
01:16:31,620 --> 01:16:34,820
I have to ask you:
is your wish
1174
01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:39,980
to marry sincerely,
free and well thought out?
1175
01:16:41,980 --> 01:16:46,420
Do you agree, Konstantin,
marry Vera?
1176
01:16:47,460 --> 01:16:50,940
- Yes.
- Do you agree, Vera,
1177
01:16:51,820 --> 01:16:54,460
marry Konstantin?
1178
01:17:43,980 --> 01:17:45,580
Good morning.
1179
01:17:48,540 --> 01:17:50,060
Are you here.
1180
01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:54,460
The bed didn't arrive.
Abramson is stuck somewhere.
1181
01:17:55,140 --> 01:17:58,900
I thought nothing would work out
and you still woke up with me.
1182
01:17:59,860 --> 01:18:03,380
I didn’t wake up, I came here myself.
1183
01:18:09,620 --> 01:18:11,700
Did you run away from the wedding?
1184
01:18:16,100 --> 01:18:18,900
I want to wake up in bed
with your loved one.
1185
01:18:20,420 --> 01:18:22,020
I have one question for you:
1186
01:18:22,100 --> 01:18:24,460
if I kiss you now,
won't you hit me?
1187
01:18:25,260 --> 01:18:27,380
I'll hit you
if you don't kiss me.
1188
01:18:44,580 --> 01:18:46,740
Yes, you're a good kisser.
1189
01:18:46,820 --> 01:18:49,180
If it weren't for your character,
there would be no price for you.
1190
01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:39,980
{\an8}You don't know how to whistle, look.
1191
01:19:50,660 --> 01:19:53,300
{\an8}Three, two, one and...
1192
01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:57,860
{\an8}Night passed through the streets
1193
01:19:57,940 --> 01:19:59,420
{\an8}Passed
1194
01:20:02,180 --> 01:20:04,540
{\an8}Light tread of queens
1195
01:20:07,900 --> 01:20:10,820
{\an8}Take me captive
1196
01:20:11,580 --> 01:20:17,460
{\an8}This knee line
Kiss for the last time
1197
01:20:20,020 --> 01:20:22,300
{\an8}Only
1198
01:20:24,380 --> 01:20:27,220
{\an8}A glass of vodka on the table
1199
01:20:30,060 --> 01:20:32,180
{\an8}Oh, don't knock on me!
1200
01:20:33,060 --> 01:20:35,140
{\an8}Pain
1201
01:20:37,140 --> 01:20:39,660
Echoes in me
1202
01:20:40,740 --> 01:20:44,780
This young moon screams
1203
01:20:53,580 --> 01:20:56,340
{\an8}Let my eyes be silent
1204
01:20:56,540 --> 01:20:58,980
{\an8}Can you do that?
Look how. Do you like it?
1205
01:21:00,700 --> 01:21:03,100
{\an8}Silently looking at the moon
1206
01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:11,980
{\an8}If anyone catches your eye
Hurry back
1207
01:21:14,460 --> 01:21:15,980
{\an8}I don't know.
1208
01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:20,740
{\an8}Only
1209
01:21:22,580 --> 01:21:26,020
{\an8}A glass of vodka on the table
1210
01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:29,220
{\an8}The wind is crying outside the window
1211
01:21:29,700 --> 01:21:32,660
{\an8}Silent pain
1212
01:21:35,300 --> 01:21:38,300
{\an8}Echoes in me
1213
01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:44,500
{\an8}This young moon screams
1214
01:22:01,100 --> 01:22:04,740
{\an8}They echo through me with quiet pain